Title: Moments of Reprieve
Rating: Upper G
Pairing: KakaSasu
Summary: AU. Skipped school and lupine fields and cigarettes, scars and worries, strength.
A/N: Oh hay. Blame fukkafyla again. He's given me a raging erection for gakuran, student caps and lupine fields. The boner for surgical masks, temporary eye patches, Japanese schoolboys, and Kakashi smoking were all in place to begin with. Also, I envision this fic being set in seventies Japan, though I am aware that the cultural habit of wearing surgical masks came about later. Well, since Kakashi just does it to be rebellious, let's say he's ahead of the curve. I am also somewhat positive that there are no lupine fields in Japan. Let a girl have her fun. Oh, and, though it's not really important, Sasuke is 11 and in fifth grade, and Kakashi is 17 and in eleventh grade. Here's a handy chart explaining the Japanese school system. It's set in early spring! OKAY, BORED ENOUGH YET? On we go.

( Sasuke knows he's doing a bad, bad thing... )

Tags: g, gen, kakasasu

Title: Timing
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Shota, mopiness
Pairing: KakaSasu
Summary: The wagons roll past, and Kakashi watches them go, until the day he feels compelled to visit the blue carnival.
A/N: Just getting my sea legs back, so to speak.

( When he was a very young child, a carnival passed through town. )

Title: Parle-moi [or, Speak to Me.]
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Warnings: shota, violence
Summary: Hidan, abandoned to live on his own since childhood, finally finds companionship in the Akatsuki, and Kakuzu finally finds someone he can't just dispose of by killing.
A/N: Guh. This was in progress for a mind boggling length of time. I truly and fully hate it, at this point, way too long spent staring at it, ha ha ha. But I think you guys will enjoy. :3 My first dip into Kakuzu/Hidan, I have several more ideas for brief fics pertaining to this fic's canon... So hopefully more to come! But I won't jinx myself. But yeah, I'm just glad I got to give Hidan a past. He deserves a back story, you know? Kishimoto really fucked him and Kakuzu over in that regards.

( They meet at the entrance of a small, abandoned looking village. )

Tags: kakuzu/hidan, naruto, shota, violence

Title: Allowance
Fandom: Fire Candy One of my favorites! Please read it, guys, it's only two volumes. <3
Pairing: Leo/Fuku
Warnings: Dub-con? Sort of. On Leo's part, ha.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After dragging Leo home through the rain, Leo allows Fuku just one night. One night.
A/N: I shot myself in the foot with this fic. I really do survive off of feedback, and...the first fic I get done in months is one for which I am likely to get, uh, hardly any feedback at all...IF that... :'D -weeeeep-

( Leo-kun. Leo-kun--Leo-kun! )

Tags: dubious consent, fire candy, leofuku, nc-17, smut

Title: Laqueus
Rating: R
Pairing: ItaSasu
Warnings: All the normal. Incest, angst, violence, unhappiness.
A/N: -shrug- Comment porn. XD; Gotta love friends asking for porn in their entries. Really gotta love reciprocating. 8D It was fun. But...PWP often leads to OOC, so, yeah, I dunno. ._. It is the first time I wrote TJ!ItaSasu, though, I am kind of happy with it in that regards.
Summary: And Sasuke, no matter how long he's prepared himself for this moment, finds himself trapped in Itachi's spider web.

( 'Will you walk into my parlor?' Said the Spider to the Fly )

Tags: angst, itasasu, naruto, r

Title: Push
Pairing: KakaSasu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: shota, roughness, the usual
A/N: This is basically "And After" minus the ItaSasu. -head desk- goooo me, right? what-the-fuck-ever, it's all I've got for you guys. I wrote it for the Naruto kink meme a while ago, I was just going with the prompt. I'm really annoyed by how similar is is, though. What a fucking hack I am.
Prompt: Sasuke is attracted to Kakashi, but Kakashi is leery of taking advantage of Sasuke. After trying to reinforce their teacher/student relationship with words, Kakashi backs Sasuke up against a wall, sucks roughly on his bottom lip, rips his collar, etc. in a last ditch attempt to scare Sasuke into backing off. The rape-play only arouses Sasuke further.

( Don't. )

Tags: angst, kakasasu, naruto, pg-13, shota

Title: Ephemeral
Pairing: Vaguely implied SasoDei, rather more explicitly implied DeiTobi
Rating: R
Warnings: teen smoking? XD None.
A/N: A pic by roko_epsilon inspired a sudden flurry of creativity, and here's the result. Rather more vague/subtle than I'd maybe intended, but if you're a good little reader you should be able to pick up on some of my silly authorly things. And yes, I've never actually smoked, but I find smoke very beautiful, so I wrote about what I did know, rather than trying to pretend. XD;
Summary: Deidara smokes, and the moments of his life pass by, beautiful and fleeting.

( click me. )

Tags: deidaratobi, naruto, r, sasorideidara, smut

Title: Love Hounds, Chapter One: Bullets and Flower Petals, Drifting
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence
Pairings: Eventually... RikuSora, AkuRoku, some background XemnasSaïxDemyx, past ZexionDemyx, maybe others.
Summary: In a city named Twilight, two gangs--the Nobodies and the Heartless--clash for power, neither caring about what innocent lives get stamped out in the process.
A/N: Shit summary, lol. :'D Uhmmm...this chapter has been done for half a year now, but the second is sadly stagnant. I'm hoping some feedback on what I have so far will help kick my silly little ass into gear. Enjoy! PS: Based on a song by the wonderful Neon Blonde. Download it here.

( Love hounds is all we are. )

Tags: au, kingdom hearts, love hounds, r, rikusora, violence

Title: Trichophile
Rating: Very heavy R. Probably NC-17 XD;
Pairing: KakaSasu
Warnings: Strange fetishes.
Summary: Sasuke stares at soft gray healthy hair all day and wonders how it would feel to plunge his hand in it and touch like he's been longing to so badly.
A/N: For the HAIR challenge at my beloved copycock! :'D I had planned on making Kakashi the trichophile, but then I reread the challenge prompt, and "masturbating into a fistful of hair" just seemed so...juvenile. Sasuke-ish, if you will. So I ended up with this. I meant for it to be serious, but it kind of ended up as a bad excuse for smut. Ah well. They don't all turn out like you want them to, kids.

( click here for porn. )

Tags: copycock, kakasasu, kink, naruto, nc-17, shota, smut

Title: Porcelain
Rating: PG...for now
Warnings: Violence
Pairing: KakaIru
Summary: Iruka meets an injured boy in the forest, and gains a scar.
A/N: I will definitely continue this. For now, enjoy the prologue. And also, a note on ages. Iruka and Kakashi were 13/15 when the Kyuubi stuff happened. I'm setting this when Iruka was 9 and Kakashi was 11. Though it is unknown when Kakashi joined ANBU, I'm going to assume it was fairly young--maybe 10 or so. At this point he's not yet a squad leader, and hasn't quite been "accepted" by every single ANBU. (I see them as a rather tight knit group; they have to be.)

( la la la you better click meee )

Tags: kakairu, naruto, pg, porcelain, violence